I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.
I can’t stop thinking about this
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick december
be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad